Sarcastic remarks to get you through the
day:
And your cry baby whiny-assed opinion would
be...?
Do I look like a f**king people person?
This isn't an office. It's Hell with
fluorescent lighting.
I started out with nothing & still have
most of it left.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
You!... Off my planet!
If I want to hear the pitter-patter of
little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats.
Does your train of thought have a caboose?
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal
probe?
Errors have been made. Others will be
blamed.
A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
Allow me to introduce my selves.
Whatever kind of look you were going for,
you missed.
Suburbia: where they tear out the trees &
then name streets after them.
See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
I'm trying to imagine you with a
personality.
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a
door.
Stress is when you wake up screaming & you
realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
Can I trade this job for what's behind door
1?
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I
just wanted pay checks.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm
wrong.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is
done.
I plead contemporary insanity.
And which dwarf are you?
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
Meandering to a different drummer.
I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for
here or to go?
I can only please one person a day. Today
is not your day, and tomorrow don't look too good neither.
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